This is not the site you're looking for
Friday, March 30, 2012 at 9:33PM
Shauen & Krista

search terms that brought people to thetrumps.orgDear visitor to our website,

Thank you for using a search engine to find us. You may not realize it, but like most websites, our website logs "referrers" and search terms which is very useful for allowing us to see how people find us and get to our site. For example, a bunch of people get to our site by typing my name into Google - that makes sense, right? So, dear visitor, while you're most welcome, I'm sorry to be the one to inform you that this website won't tell you anything about Donald Trump's sons' hunting vacation in Africa. If you wonder how you got here after you searched for "photos of the trumps vacation to afraca" it's probably because there are Trumps in Africa, we do have photos, we do go on vacation from time to time, and frankly we've been here a lot longer than those other ones. But we're not the Trumps you're looking for. While you're here, though, look around a bit and make yourself at home. We've even got lots of pictures of us with animals when we were on vacation. But they're all nice and alive-like. Sorry. Oh, and you misspelled "Africa." As for you, other guy searching on "shauen the," it's eating me up what you were going to type before you accidentally hit enter: shauen the brave? shauen the really good husband and father? shauen the fierce? shauen the missionary to afraca? Maybe it's better we don't know. I might have had to make fun of your search too.

-Shauen

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